Author: Chuck Conway

Honey Run Covered Bridge

In 1997, I moved from Anchorage to Chico; not long after, a friend asked me, “Have you seen the covered bridge yet?” I replied, “No…” He said, “You should see it; it’s cool.”

My first impression of the Honey Run Covered Bridge was amazement — then a thought came to me: why cover a bridge? Later I learned the roof and the sides protect the wood surfaces and framing from rotting.

The bridge turned out to be an excellent subject for photography, so during my time at Chico State, I made several trips to photograph it.

Unfortunately, in 2018, the Camp Fire, which destroyed most of Paradise, California, also destroyed the Honey Run Covered Bridge. However, an effort is underway to rebuild the bridge. To learn more about the rebuild, visit the Honey Run Covered Bridge website at hrcoveredbridge.org.

The bridge’s construction was a marvel; it hearkens back to a different era. It had an aesthetic and craft that most modern bridges lack — I hope it gets rebuilt.

Last Dance of the Wintu’s

By Alice L. Seamans, From The Covered Wagon, May 1947

My brother, Leroy Ledgerwood, E.D. C. Campbell and I pieced together our memories to tell the last big war dance of The Wintu Indians at Baird. It was held during the first week in August 1897.

An Indian employee at Baird Hatchery named Jeff Davis planned the celebration. All up the McCloud River, up the Sacramento and Pitt, down through Stillwater(now called Mountain Gate), Buckeye, Redding and Shasta, and away over into Trinity County he went saying over and over again for all the Indians to come to Baird for the last big get together of the Wintu’s, saying “This will be the last big war dance of the Wintu’s” and it was.

Old Consolulu was then the chief of the Wintu’s, their last child. He died January 15th, 1902.

Mr. Livingston Stone was superintendent of the hatchery then. He and each of the men working their donated flour, ham, bacon, and anything for the Indians to eat during the celebration. Jeff Davis planned it for the time when the big run of salmon was being spawned os there was plenty of fresh fish for everyone to eat; and Mr. Stone saw to it that they had all they wanted.

The first to come were The River Indians, including The Baird Indians, each family bringing a big bundled of dried salmon, which was all put together in a great stack. Next to come were the Stillwater, Buckeye, Redding and Shasta Indians, bringing great basket loads of Manzanita berries, and Black Oak Acorns to be eaten while there. And last the Trinity Indians came, each family bringing a fifty-pound sack of flour.

Most came afoot, some on horseback and a few with horses and wagons.

A cleared flat, with only a tall pine left standing here and there, and all the uncleared land back of the superintendent’s house on the hill was given over for a camp for the visiting Indians. The Baird Indians had dragged a large log into the center of the clearing ready for the bonfire, with plenty of wood stacked to one side to keep it going, for it must not be allowed to go out during the celebration.

On the first night, after the bonfire was lit, The McCloud River Indians were called to dance. Among them was the Indian maiden, Ellen Wycottie, who was to be especially honored as she was just entering her womanhood.

Ellen’s grandmother had dressed her in a new white dress trimmed in red and blue, and put her beads around her neck, and snug little cap woven like an Indian basket on her head. She gave her a pole with deer’s feet dangling from the top that rattled when she moved it. Ellen was accompanied by two maids of honor, Sadie Davis, Jeff’s daughter, and Susie Popejoy, E.D.C.’s daughter, who were also dressed in white dresses trimmed in blue. Ellen’s grandmother told her she must not laugh or look around. And that should pray to god to take care of her always.

All the McCloud Indians danced around the three girls, then they all danced around the bonfire. The other groups of Indians danced around the fire one after the other until there last to dance were the Trinity Indians.

From then on every night the Indians danced around the fire singing their strange wild songs. Sometimes the bucks danced alone, sometimes the squaws danced by themselves, and sometimes they all danced together.

Away from the dancing during the day and well in to the night, some of them played the straw game, sometimes gambling off even the clothes they were wearing. They played another game too, called “Handgame.” Mostly they danced at the night and played games during the day.

Not far from the cleaning, a teepee of poles and pine bark had been built for Ellen where she stayed by day with an Indian woman to look over her, trying to keep her awake so she wouldn’t dream bad dreams which they feared would come true. At night Ellen came out and danced until she was tried, when she would lean on her pole.

Some say Pay Silverthorne, on the last night of the celebration, claimed her hand in marriage, others say that afterwards he courted her and gave a house to her folks for her. Path was much older than Ellen but they lived many years together before he died.

The last night a make-believe enemy was made of brush and rags and planned not far from the bonfire. A large group of young bucks in feathers and war paint and wearing only breech clothes, led by Consolulu, came running out of the brush yelling and whooping, and jumping and hopping, to avoid the imaginary arrows of the enemy, and shooting at the brush enemy they had put up. As a mascot they had a little Indian boy, Jerry Gregory, all in feathers and war paint and a little bow and arrow. They all ran to the bonfire and danced the real war dance.

All this time the young Squaws, all dressed in their best, had been standing at one side watching. Now they vied with each other to pick up the arrows. The one getting the most was ranked best among them. When the warriors stopped dancing the women ran to them and threw down the arrows they had retrieved and began their dance around the fire. Later the warriors joined them and they all danced together. Around and around singing their weird songs that were monotonous expect of the tempo and volume which expressed their feelings as they danced around the fire faster and faster as they became more excited. One could imagine that they were far from any white man with only the tall pines to watch over them.

A halt was called and Chief Consolulu got on a stump and made a speech in the Wintu language wit many gesticulations. I asked William Conway what his grandfather was saying, and if he was talking against the white mane. He said his grandfather told the Indians he had been very glad to welcome so many of them to The Last War Dance of the Wintu’s, and now he bade them goodbye and wished them all a pleasant trip to their homes. He said he was sure his grandfather didn’t talk against the white man as he was always a friend of the white people.

When Mr. Stone established the salmon hatchery in 1872 at Baird, he made a friend of Consolulu, and when some of the Indians wanted to Brive Mr. Stone and his men away Consolulu forbade it and talked them out of attaching them.

Sadie Davis March, Consolulu’s grandaughter, told men that the Wintus can thank Consolulu for their being free American citizens today; That when the federal government wanted to put them on a reservation, he said “No, we will be free and claim the same rights as the white man.”

The next morning Jeff Davis called one family after another of the Trinity Indians to dance after which they were given ten dried salmon. He did the same with the Stillwater, Buckeye, Redding and Shasta Indians, giving each family the ten dried salmon. Each family of the River Indians received a fifty-pound sack of flour, as it was a rule among them that each guest must have a parting gift. And so ended The Last War Dance.

In 1898 there was a much smaller Indian Dance at Baird to honor the coming into womanhood of Sadie Davis and Susie Popejoy, but this was not a war dance.

Today, both the Baird Hatchery and the home of Chief Consolulu lie beneath the waters of beautiful Shasta Lake. There is a new fish hatchery on Battle Creek near Coleman Power House where the propagation of salmon goes on.

More on Chief Consolulu:

Book Review – Trevor Noah: Born a Crime

Trevor Noah: Born a Crime is an autobiography of Trevor Noah, the host of The Daily Show, traversing South Africa’s apartheid as an adolescent. The story is moving, inspiring, and entertaining, with many “Holy Shit” moments. 

I’ve read many books, but rarely when I’m reading do I say out loud: “Are you serious?”, “That really happened?”, “What’s wrong with those people?”, or “Holy Shit!”. With this book, it happened in almost every chapter.

My favorite moments from the book (warning spoilers ahead): 

  • Fearing for their lives, Trevor’s mom pushes him from a moving car and jumps herself. After hailing a minibus (a taxi), the minibus driver took Trevor and his mom opposite their destination and refused to stop. Trevor’s mom feared the driver was planning to kill them because she and Trevor were from a different tribe.
  • To oppress the South African tribes, the whites segregate them into townships and only taught the tribe’s native tongue, basic math, and necessary communication skills. Teaching anything else was illegal, including teaching the 5 or 6 dominant languages of South Africa. The tribes were unable to communicate, which kept them isolated and divided. At the time, whites made up roughly 10% of the population.
  • Most non-whites had two names: a tribal name and a “white” name. Since the schools didn’t teach history to non-whites, non-whites weren’t aware of names with historical significance. Trevor, in his late teens, became a local DJ. He and his friends choreographed a dance routine for their gigs to amp up the crowd. Their best dancer, named Hitler, would perform a solo act. Trevor and his crew cheered him on by chanting, “Go Hitler!, Go Hitler!” The dance routine was a huge hit, and the crowd would often chant along with Trevor. That was until they performed at a Jewish graduation. When the dance routine started, Trevor’s crew began chanting, “Go Hitler!, Go Hitler!” All the Jewish students stopped dancing and glared. Being clueless, Trevor continued playing the music and cheering on Hitler. Trevor and his crew were promptly escorted out of the building. 
  • Trevor’s first crush was Zaheera. She was shy and the most beautiful girl at the school. Trevor and Zaheera talked and laughed; you’d always find them together. Trevor promised himself to ask Zaheera out to their Senior prom — in three years. He eventually worked up the courage to ask for her phone number and was shocked when she gave it to him. He called her that night. They’d talk on the phone for hours. After a holiday break, Zaheera didn’t return to school. Eventually, Trevor asks Zaheera’s best friend what happen to Zaheera. She tells him Zaheera emigrated to the US. The best friend also tells Trevor that Zaheera really liked him and had waited over a year for Trevor to ask her out.

Fortunately, I was born in the United States, and racism and oppression are foreign to me, but after reading this book, I feel I’ve tasted both. 

I was worried that Trevor, being a comedian, might dilute the apartheid with humor. But, on the contrary, his writing gives the world a peephole into South Africa under the apartheid. 

Trevor imparts wisdom and insights throughout the book. He discusses how South Africa modeled their racism after Nazi Germany and the United States of America. Trevor talks about poverty and famine and makes the correlation to crime. Trevor argues that a family starving doesn’t care where the food came from, only that they have food.

Trevor Noah: Born a Crime is by far one of, if not the top books I’ve read this year.

I highly recommend Trevor Noah: Born a Crime to anyone who wants to read a moving, inspiring, and entertaining story.  

Book Review – The Art of Manliness

The target audience of The Art of Manliness is a man who seeks refinement, typically men in their 20’s.

My parents divorced, growing up and into adulthood, I yearned for a father figure. The Art of Manliness didn’t fill my desire for a father, but it did teach me the skills and lessons that I would’ve learned from a father.

Shaving

Before reading The Art of Manliness, I used a Gillette razor, usually with the four-blade cartridge, sometimes I slummed and used the three-blade cartridge. The three-blade cartridges sold for $20, and the four-blade cartridge sold for another $5. This might not seem like a big expense, but it adds up. A year using a Gillette razor cost over $240. 

One morning during a trip, a friend pulled out his safety razor and shaving soap. He lathered the soap in a bowl and proceeded to shave. I’d never seen a safety razor let alone one in use. It piqued my curiosity.

As I would learn from the The Art of Manliness, this is how men shaved for over a hundred years starting in the late 1880s.

I decided to take the plunge. I purchased a safety razor for about $50 and a stand for another $35. That was over ten years ago, and I haven’t looked back. The cost of the blades? They’re about 10 cents apiece and typically last a week. I spend about $20 a year on shaving supplies.

Nuggets of Wisdom

Cleanliness keeps your mind clear and your life organized. If your house is a total disaster, your thinking is going to feel similarly disorganized.

We often gain a sense of prideful satisfaction by comparing our strengths to someone else’s weaknesses. In doing so, we lose sight of the ways we need to improve ourselves.

Other Topics

  • Getting a haircut from a barber who uses a straight razor
  • How to change a tire
  • Being a friend
  • Being a father
  • Giving a speech
  • Being a virtuous man

The authors have a podcast and a blog. Both are worth checking out.

Book Review – Ready Player Two

If you’re a fan of Ready Player One, you’ll enjoy Ready Player Two.

Ready Player Two picks up where Ready Player Two ended. We find our heroes struggling with wealth. To compensate, some characters focus on a cause, while others, find cause for laziness.

The book is full of marvelous insights and predictions; this foresight is the brilliance of Ernest Cline’s writing.

Ernest Cline describes everything in vivid detail; sometimes, at the story’s expense. Just get on with the story — I don’t care that the car’s purple paint sparkled in the afternoon sunlight. It’s a purple car, now let’s move on.

I’d hoped the second book would follow a different formula than the first book. The first book was about introducing the OASIS, the characters and the quest. Much of the story happened inside the OASIS. Wouldn’t it be cool if the second quest required interaction with both the OASIS and the outside world? It would be like Ready Player One and The Da Vinci Code had a baby.

But that didn’t happen.

About a 3rd of the way through the book, I thought the book was reimagining “The Matrix” movies. But thankfully, that also didn’t happen.

A nit with the main character, Parzival, is he pined over Samantha (Art3mis) too much. No woman wants a man-child as a boyfriend/husband.

In the end, I enjoyed the book, and I’m hoping for a 3rd iteration. Without giving too much away, I’ll say Ready Player Two ended in such a way that a third book is not a foregone conclusion.

Things to Do in Anchorage

I lived in Anchorage for nearly 15 years and every few years I return to visit friends. When I do I try to visit the below places:

Food

Moose’s Tooth Pizza (http://moosestooth.net/)
3300 Old Seward Highway
Anchorage, AK 99503

Humpy’s Great Alaskan Ale House (https://www.humpysalaska.com/)
610 West 6th Avenue
Anchorage, AK 99517

Glacier Brewhouse (https://www.glacierbrewhouse.com )
737 W. 5th Avenue
Anchorage, Alaska

Simon and Seaforts (https://simonandseaforts.com/)
420 “L” Street
Anchorage, AK 99501

Alaska Wild Berry Products (http://alaskawildberryproducts.com/about-us/worlds-largest-chocolate-falls.html)
5225 Juneau Street
Anchorage, AK 99518

Outdoors

Flattop Mountain Hike (https://www.anchorage.net/discover/the-chugach/flattop-mountain/)

Kincaid Park (https://www.alaska.org/detail/kincaid-park )

Casual Bike Riding (https://www.anchorage.net/things-to-do/bicycle-tours-rentals/)
Anchorage has an extensive bike route system. Starting at the Peanut Farm and heading south along Campbell Creek towards Taku Lake is beautiful.

Potter’s Marsh (http://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm?adfg=viewinglocations.pottermarsh)

Cultural

Alaska Native Heritage Center (https://www.alaskanative.net/)
8800 Heritage Center Dr
Anchorage, AK 99504-6100

Anchorage Museum (https://www.anchoragemuseum.org/)
625 C St
Anchorage, AK 99501

My Groom’s Speech

Back in 2015, I married my beautiful wife Erin. I spent many hours writing my speech, I found many helpful examples online. I hope my speech helps future grooms.

Speech

I would like to thank my father-in-law for his kind words and his toast.

I have been looking forward to saying this for a very long time — It gives me huge pleasure and pride to say, Ladies and Gentlemen on behalf of my WIFE and I, we would like to thank you for sharing our special day with us. Many of you have traveled here at great expense. We are honored that you could join us.

We also want to thank you for all the wonderful gifts and cards, we are very touched by your generosity.

Wife Call Out

Wow, my wife looks amazing today… (a little gawking)

In the coming minutes, I will be making a few toasts, so be sure your glasses are full!

Firstly, Charlie and Lisa…

From the first day I met Charlie and Lisa and Erin’s sisters, Kelsey and Megan, they have made me feel like part of the family.

Although, I have to admit, the first time I was in their home, I was nervous. My first thought was, I wonder if her parents will like me? My second thought was, I wonder if her dad owns a gun? Luckily for me, I had nothing to worry about.

Erin’s mother, Lisa, well, what can I say about her. She’s thoughtful, caring and she makes dam good food.

Taylor and Kelsey, first off, congratulations on the new addition to your family. Secondly, I want to say I am honored to be your brother-in-law.

Charlie and Lisa, I am proud to say that I am your son-in-law and thank you for raising such a beautiful, intelligent and caring daughter. I will do my best to keep Erin happy — and of course, I promise to do everything she tells me to do.

To my parents.

Like some of you, I grew up with step parents. In my mind, I didn’t have 2 parents, I had 4 and I wouldn’t be the person I am today without them.

Unfortunately, my stepdad Bruce, my stepmother Dorothy and my Mom are no longer with us…

If my mom was with us, she would be enjoying every moment of our special day and she would be helping us, probably more than we want. She was strong, caring and didn’t tolerate attitude. She is deeply missed.

So, with them in mind, would you please raise your glasses and join me in a toast: “to absent friends and family”.

I’d like to acknowledge some of my family members who have traveled to be here today. My Auntie JoAnn and Uncle Cedric who flew in from Alaska and my cousins who DROVE out from North Carolina with my uncle Steve. Thank you for being here today.

I’d like to make a toast. Please raise your glasses: “To family”.

Brides Maids

Erin’s bridesmaids, Kady, Krystan, Kelsey and Megan… Without you guys, I’m not sure how Erin would have made it through the day. Thank you for being here for her.

And I’m sure everyone will agree with me, when I say you all look very lovely today.

Groomsmen

My four groomsmen, John, Jeremy, Nick and Sean, have been a huge help in making the whole day a success. Each one has traveled to be here and it wouldn’t have been the same without you guys. Thank you.

Thank you’s

You might find this hard to believe, but having a wedding is a lot of work. More than I expected. We have gotten a lot of help from friends and family — we deeply appreciate your contributions. There are a few people that we’d like to mention.

Bro and Sister

My brother and sister, John and Anna, they have been here most of the week helping with the wedding preparations.

Uncle Joe

Uncle Joe, for creating our beautiful wedding cake. It looks amazing. Although, I’ll need to try a couple pieces to make sure it’s safe for everyone to eat.


Beth

Beth and I assume your entire family, maybe even Rick… for creating the flower arrangements, they look amazing!

Kathy

Kathy, Thank you for being the officiant for our wedding. It means a lot to us.

Erin

For those who don’t know, Erin and I met ballroom dancing. We both took ballroom dancing in college. When I established myself in Sacramento I sought out a dance studio and Erin did the same when she returned home from college. As fate would have it, we picked the same studio…

With dancing being such a big part of our lives, I decide that I had to propose on the dance floor. I don’t remember the song which was playing, but I gave her a spin and then went down on one knee with the ring in hand so when she spun back around she would see me on one knee with the ring.

I’m feel lucky to have met a woman like Erin.

(Turn to Erin) Erin, a few years ago, I took on the care of my dad — you’ve supported me every step of the way. When I took on the duty of cleaning his property, it was “when do we start.” In some cases, you cared more about his stuff than I did. For me, this speaks volumes about your integrity and your heart. I feel honored and lucky to have you as my wife.

Closing

In closing, I’d like to once again thank you for joining us on our special day and I hope you enjoy the rest of the evening.

12 Tips to Putting Your Affairs in Order

Disclosure: I am not an attorney, a financial expert, or an expert in estate planning. I highly recommend, before arranging your affairs, you consult a professional.

We all die, hopefully, it’s at a jolly old age, but that’s not always the case. When you do leave, it’s important to have your affairs in order, especially if you have a large estate and/or dependents.


Over the last few years, I’ve had the difficult task of laying my parents to rest, including both step-parents. From my experience, the best gift one can leave behind is having your affairs in order. It’s heart-wrenching planning a memorial after someone’s passed.

Below are 12 tips for getting your affairs in order:

  1. Leave detailed instructions on how to distribute your assets. After someone passes, it’s an emotional time, things may get heated, and feelings may be hurt. Save them the grief, and leave detailed instructions, be specific as possible, you’ll save your heirs much heartache. Let them be mad at you instead of each other.
  2. Do you feel overwhelmed by the amount of stuff you have? Your heirs will feel twice the burden, make it easy, and sell your stuff or give it away. You might be overwhelmed, that’s ok, just focus on one thing at a time. Some websites I recommend for selling used items are eBay and Facebook Marketplace, if you can’t sell it, donate it. Donations are accepted at most churches, Goodwill, and Salvation Army. If no one will take it and it contains metal like an electric motor you can scrap it. Your last option is taking it to the local landfill.
  3. Research or consult with a professional on the financial and estate laws in your area. Where I live (California), an estate valued at $150,000 or more is subject to estate tax (also known as a Death Tax). An estate tax can be 50% or more, this is your worth that would otherwise be passed to your heirs. Protect your assets and consult with an estate planner about your options, such as a trust, to minimize your tax liability and protect your estate.
  4. Plan your memorial. This is your final opportunity to share your thoughts and feelings with your family. Your loss is an emotional time, take the burden off your family and friends, and prepare words for your service. Reflect on your life, your achievements, your humorous moments, your failures, your regrets, and your successes, leave parting advice and go out on a happy note.
  5. Plan your final resting spot. Do you want to be cremated? If so, where do you want your ashes spread? Consult laws in the area, some regions have restrictions on spreading ashes. Maybe you wish to be buried in a plot, does a cemetery know of your wishes? Do you want an open casket? Do you want a memorial? Do you want a graveside service? The more details, the better
  6. Plan for your dependents in your absence. Who will care for them when you’re gone? Will there be any financial support? Life insurance might be an option, Life insurance pays your designated beneficiary upon the death for qualifying events. Policies vary greatly, contact an insurance representative for more details.
  7. Tell your heirs were you hid the money. Some hide it in a mattress, others secure it in a financial institution. It’s important to account for all your assets. Create a detailed list of your assets, so they can be dispersed according to your wishes.
  8. Give someone the power to make decisions for you. Stuff happens. An accident, a stroke or dementia can put you in a state where you no longer have the ability to make decisions. Giving someone or multiple people control (power of attorney) over your affairs to ensure that quick sound decisions are made on your behalf.
  9. Give someone the ability to make medical decisions for you. If you are on life support, without brain activity, what are your wishes? Consider having an Advanced Medical Directive. An Advanced Medical Directive gives a person or people the ability to make medical decisions on your behalf when you are unable. It expresses your wishes on treatment in certain situations such as electing a [DNR] (Do Not Resuscitate) or completing a Physicians Orders for Life-Sustaining Treatment (POLST) form.
  10. Create a list of people to be notified. Leave instructions to who you want to be informed. It might be as simple as logging into Facebook and leaving a message, or you can leave a list and contact information for family and friends you want to be notified.
  11. Plan what will happen to your data. In the internet age, everything we do creates data. Maybe you have a Facebook page, a Twitter account, or smartphone. Who will control your data, and what will happen to it? , and federal laws on a deceased person’s data is regulated.
  12. Keep a list of your accounts and passwords. There are services or applications to keep your passwords secure. I personally use LastPass, but there several excellent services for managing your accounts and passwords. Ensure someone you trust can access the information.

As I mentioned before, consult a professional and get guidance on what serves your situation the best. Knowing your options and maximizing your estate’s resources will give you peace of mind and benefit you and your heirs when it’s your time.

Leaving your Family a Parting Gift

Losing my parents is the most painful experiences I’ve endured. It’s often said, “you don’t know what you have until you lose it,” this is especially true with your parents.

My mom passed in late 2009, and even though her health was poor, we were surprised with her passing. She didn’t have any arrangements, any money, or any wishes recorded and she left belongings without instructions as to who should receive them. We, the family, stepped in and did our best with what we thought she would want, but it was difficult; each family member had a different opinion as to what she wanted, and it caused significant tension in the family.

In 2010, my step-mother passed, a year prior, she received a cancer diagnosis. She promptly updated her will and planned her memorial. She even began preparing arrangements for my dad. When she finally passed, her affairs were in order. The pastor read her parting words, and we laid her to rest.

My step-mother’s funeral was well planned: She pre-arranged everything from the songs to the words spoken at her funeral. We mourned her passing and enjoyed her final message. Afterward, the family came together and recalled the good times.

Immediately, after my mother passed, I didn’t believe it. In the back of my mind, I kept thinking, “Are you sure she’s gone? Could this be a mistake?” I found myself putting together her arrangements, facing this truth so soon, was almost unbearable.

Time and space are critical to accepting a loss.

This experience left me feeling the greatest gift I can bestow is having my affairs in order when the time arrives.